my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
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- Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
- School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
- Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
- School: lol you're good.
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i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
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do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway)
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when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
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